More kwai lowe than a kwai lowe

He can't speak Cantonese and when he speaks he speaks worst slang than a kwai lowe. Haha
Tried to teach him simple cantonese like "por por lei hou mou? " as in how are you por por?" And he ended up asking "Por Por Lei hou mou? " As in por por you are very hairy. hahahaha

But he is better with Bahasa but still he speaks with a slang. That day he asked "where is dadi". I said " Dadi went to alor star" and he said " AYOR STAR". After a while it became AWOR STAR. Haha