Mami Your Nen Nen is ...

One day he just went :

JD: Mami, your nen nen is so big.
Me: Ah? hahhahaha then how about dadi?
Jd: Dadi nen nen is MEDIUM size.
Me: Medium? hahahhaha then yours leh
Jd: My nen nen and titi's nen nen is small size.

Muahahhahahahah the things he say can really make ppl pengsan. Well finally my size is the biggest...compared to small kids and a man!

NoooooooOOOOOOOOooooo Moments

At the coffee Shop:

JD: Mami look!
Me: what whatt?
JD: FAT! *point at the woman right in front of our table*
Me: No!
JD: YES! THIS IS CALLED FAT!
Me: *whisper* NoooooOOOoooooooOOOooooo don't say that! oh my god....
JD: Yes, its
Me: Ok. Keep quiet. Don't say edi ah...
And the woman was looking for place, didnt hear him. Thank god..

JD: Mami u look!
Me: *oh no what again?*
JD: That koong kooong never brush teeth *pointing at the man that looks like this
Pic Source*
Me: aiyoh nooOOOoooooOOOo dun say like that.
Jd: he never brush teeth so his teeth all fall out edi.
Me: *cover his mouth and whispered to him* jayden, you cannot say like this right in front of ppl. Its very..
Jd: *mumble* rude.
Me: yes... if u wanna say then you whisper like me or you go into the car then only you tell okay?
Jd: *nod and whisper* he never brush his teeth..........
Me: *pengsan*

Mother's Day Card

I saw people posted cards from the kids after they got home from school. So I thought ..eh.. maybe I have one too like every year? So I went and searched his bag and true enough, there was a card.

The outside..


and inside..

so I took a pic of the card and his dad came home. Of course I need to show off la. Then Jayden woke up and I pretended that I didn't know a thing about this card but I asked his dad to asked him if he has anything for mother's day. He quickly ran down to his school bag and searched for it. He came up and said "IT'S MISSING!" Then his dad passed the card to him and he quickly ran to me....

JD: Mami Mami.. I have something for you....
Me: Oh.. what is it? *SIBEH PANDAI ACTING ME....*
JD: It's a Mother's day card for you...
Me: Oh.. It's so nice. Thank you *kiss kiss*
JD: *Paiseh* ........Mami.....?
Me: Yeah babe?
JD: ..................... I need to sing a song AH! (Suddenly learnt the slang AH! from school but its damn hilarious, the way he used it.)
Me: Sing song AH!? Awwww..... okok you sing la..
JD: I LOVE YOU.............YOU LOVE ME..........WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY.. WITH A GREAT BIG HUG *HUG* and a kiss *kiss* from me to you.. Won't you say you LOVE me TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Happy Mother's day Mami..
Me: *sniff* Thank you baby....did teacher Chong asked you to sing this song?
JD: Y-E-S, YES!

I can say.. his teacher really did a good job. Preparing the card and also added something extra.. teaching and reminding them to sing a song to the mother. But today I asked one of the parent.. she said her son never sing to her :S So, did the teacher taught him or he sing himself? I really got no idea.

First Excursion

He went on his first school excursion to Polar Ice Cream Factory and Beryls Chocolate Factory last week. At first when I told him, I thought that he would say NO, I don't want to go. That's his usual answer for everything if he is going alone. But, surprisingly he told me YES! This is his 3rd year in this school but his first excursion cos we felt that he is not ready last 2 years. This year, he is very ready.



He walked up to the buss and chose a place to sit. He just gave me a quick glimpse and refused to look at me for another picture. I went up to the bus to take his picture and he actually avoided me thinking that I went up to bring him down. :(


This is him when he got back rom the trip.

I must say he is growing so fast.

Look Mami, I'm Mr Bean!

He was getting dressed for his playground day today and he said to me "Look mami! I am Mr Bean!".

He tucked in his t shirt and pulled his pants way too high and posed for me.

hahaahahha what else? Take picture lah!

wait....

In the shopping mall after Jayden had a sarsi drink...

Me: Jayden do you want to go shee shee first ?

Jd: Wait.

Me: Wait what?

Jd: wait for the sarsi to go to the bum bum first.

Me: O_o

Too early to find out

In the car...


Jd: Mami I want to hold your hand.

Me: Awww okay.... * hold hands with JD* baby.. next time when you're a big boy and you have a girlfriend, will you still hold mami's hand?

Jd: NOPE.

Dadi: Wahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha *choke Choke* hahhahahahahha *choke Choke* hahahhahahahahahhah

Me: O_o


*sigh* I know.. its the fact that THAT will happen in the future. But its too early to find out right? He is only 4 years old...

*siiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhh*