But I have 2.....
Last night we're goofying in Jayden's room. I carried and swung him around. Then he asked for 2nd time. Not easy to carry a 15kg guy and swing him around you know?
Jayden: mami please can I carry you? ( Can you carry me)
Me: Cannot la.. One time one day okay?
Jayden: 2 times please..
Me: Cannot la. My back pain edi.
Jayden: pls..... *start to kick*
Me: hmmmmm how many kukubird do you have?
Jayden: ONE!
Me: Then one kukubird means one day swing one time only okay? If got 2 kukubirds then swing 2 times. (i know it doesn't make any sense but then what the heck right? for fun of it!)
Jayden: But I have 2 kukuballs!
Me: Ohhhhhhhh *stoned think think faster!* No No Kukuballs not counted!
Jayden: I have 3 bumbums! *cheeky smile*
Me: hahhaha since when you have 3 bumbums?! Only count kukubird okay?
Jayden: hehe okay!