Mami Your Nen Nen is ...

One day he just went :

JD: Mami, your nen nen is so big.
Me: Ah? hahhahaha then how about dadi?
Jd: Dadi nen nen is MEDIUM size.
Me: Medium? hahahhaha then yours leh
Jd: My nen nen and titi's nen nen is small size.

Muahahhahahahah the things he say can really make ppl pengsan. Well finally my size is the biggest...compared to small kids and a man!

Mother's Day Card

I saw people posted cards from the kids after they got home from school. So I thought ..eh.. maybe I have one too like every year? So I went and searched his bag and true enough, there was a card.

The outside..


and inside..

so I took a pic of the card and his dad came home. Of course I need to show off la. Then Jayden woke up and I pretended that I didn't know a thing about this card but I asked his dad to asked him if he has anything for mother's day. He quickly ran down to his school bag and searched for it. He came up and said "IT'S MISSING!" Then his dad passed the card to him and he quickly ran to me....

JD: Mami Mami.. I have something for you....
Me: Oh.. what is it? *SIBEH PANDAI ACTING ME....*
JD: It's a Mother's day card for you...
Me: Oh.. It's so nice. Thank you *kiss kiss*
JD: *Paiseh* ........Mami.....?
Me: Yeah babe?
JD: ..................... I need to sing a song AH! (Suddenly learnt the slang AH! from school but its damn hilarious, the way he used it.)
Me: Sing song AH!? Awwww..... okok you sing la..
JD: I LOVE YOU.............YOU LOVE ME..........WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY.. WITH A GREAT BIG HUG *HUG* and a kiss *kiss* from me to you.. Won't you say you LOVE me TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Happy Mother's day Mami..
Me: *sniff* Thank you baby....did teacher Chong asked you to sing this song?
JD: Y-E-S, YES!

I can say.. his teacher really did a good job. Preparing the card and also added something extra.. teaching and reminding them to sing a song to the mother. But today I asked one of the parent.. she said her son never sing to her :S So, did the teacher taught him or he sing himself? I really got no idea.

Look Mami, I'm Mr Bean!

He was getting dressed for his playground day today and he said to me "Look mami! I am Mr Bean!".

He tucked in his t shirt and pulled his pants way too high and posed for me.

hahaahahha what else? Take picture lah!

wait....

In the shopping mall after Jayden had a sarsi drink...

Me: Jayden do you want to go shee shee first ?

Jd: Wait.

Me: Wait what?

Jd: wait for the sarsi to go to the bum bum first.

Me: O_o

Too early to find out

In the car...


Jd: Mami I want to hold your hand.

Me: Awww okay.... * hold hands with JD* baby.. next time when you're a big boy and you have a girlfriend, will you still hold mami's hand?

Jd: NOPE.

Dadi: Wahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha *choke Choke* hahhahahahahha *choke Choke* hahahhahahahahahhah

Me: O_o


*sigh* I know.. its the fact that THAT will happen in the future. But its too early to find out right? He is only 4 years old...

*siiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhh*

His writting

His teacher commented that he has problem with writting, ie holding pencil method, no strength to hold the pencil and also lack of confidence, we're trying to guide him whenever we can to encourage him to write. After a few days, he improved.

One day he just kept going in and out of my working room and then he told me.. mami look!



And he asked me to take pic of his writting. "Mami Hurry! Take picture!"

I think he is very proud of his own writting and being his mom, I am too very proud of him.

More kwai lowe than a kwai lowe

He can't speak Cantonese and when he speaks he speaks worst slang than a kwai lowe. Haha
Tried to teach him simple cantonese like "por por lei hou mou? " as in how are you por por?" And he ended up asking "Por Por Lei hou mou? " As in por por you are very hairy. hahahaha

But he is better with Bahasa but still he speaks with a slang. That day he asked "where is dadi". I said " Dadi went to alor star" and he said " AYOR STAR". After a while it became AWOR STAR. Haha

Hi, Lo, In, Out, Hot and Cold

Pic taken on 14th November 2009 In Aquaria.


Sometimes Jayden just make me go o.O with his words.

For example at the nail parlour and he saw the manicurist applying lotion on my hands.

Jayden: Mami.. cheh cheh use LOtion on your hand.
Me: Yeah, put lotion then smooth smooth and nice smell.
Jayden: I want to put HIGH-tion mami....
Manicurist: O.O
Me: Aiyoh.. where got HIGH TION Wan?
Jayden: Muahahhaha

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In the room one night:
Jayden: Mami Mami *mumbles* Indian. How about OUT-dian mami?
Me: *didn't hear properly* what did you say?
Jayden: Indian Indian. How about OUT-DIAN?
Me: O.o Where got OUTDIAN WAN?!
Jayden: *chuckles*

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Pass by Caltex Star Mart...
Me: Jayden you wanna eat Hot Dog or not?
Jayden: No Thanks. I want to eat Cold Dog.
Me: O.o . Okay I buy cold dog for you. You must eat ar....
Jayden: No No.No Cold dog wan. Only Got HOT dog!
Me: :)

Kutu Eat?

Jayden was in Carrefour with my eldest sis while I was checking out some stuff outside. She told me the conversation goes like this:

Sis: Who eat this? *point at dog food*
Jayden: Dog eat
Sis: Then this one? *point at cat food*
Jayden: Cat eat
Sis: this one? *point at fish food*
Jayden : Fish eat. What is this boh boh? *point at tick spray*
Sis: This one for kutu.
Jayden: KUTU EAT???
Sis: Haha Kutu make the body itchy itchy so spray at the kutu and the kutu will die.
Jayden: oh.. kutu itchy itchy...

Haha poor fler must be thinking "wah kutu also got food being sold in the supermarket". hehe kids...

I also want to go Cinema

I went for a movie last night and Jayden wanted to cry as he saw me leaving the house alone. So his dad told him that I went out to buy something and will be back very soon. And to my surprised, when I got home at 11pm he was up and waited for me. As soon as I stepped in he asked "Mami What you buy???". I said "errrr ..(and looked into my bag and found popcorn!) I bought Popcorn for you". He came over looked and said "hmmm i don't want popcorn"

So before sleep he asked me one more time:

JD: Mami where you go just now?
Me: Actually Mami went to Cinema to watch movie.
JD: I also want to watch movie.
Me: Then next time I bring you to cinema okay?
JD: I also want to go cinema.
Me: Okay.. promise you next time ok?
JD: Okay..

and he.. crawled up and took a few popcorn and popped into his mouth and went to bed.

he is getting more and more matured each day...:)

How Much Is This Mami?

He love reading especially Hypermarts leaflet. He like to ask "How much is this?" and then expect you to give the answer. Normally we'd say "Dunno la. How much ah?" And he'd answer us correctly. He also likes to go around in the hypermarts and tell us "Mami this one is X dollar XX cents". Sometimes I'll ask him to read for me in the car, good way to keep him seated quietly ;)

The other day I was trying on a dress and he asked me "how much is this dress mami?" I said 'I am not sure, baby. Why not you go and ask the aunty (promoter)?" And he really took the dress out and asked "errr this one how much ? How much?" . hehehe he tickled everyone is that store that day.

I want Dadi tah Tah

2 days ago, Jayden threw his Thomas train to the floor.

mami: Which hand throw?

JD: No No.. No throw Thomas

Dadi: jayden you threw Thomas. You better give mami your hand..

JD: No dadi. No throw (anymore)

mami: Which HAND! Give it to me now!

JD: this hand.. No Tah Tah! No throw Thomas..

Dadi: Okay. You want Dadi tah tah or Mami Tah Tah?

JD: Dadi tah tah..

Mami: then you want who to sayang you?

JD: I want Mami Sayang..

Mami: Awwwwww

Dadi: Ok come Dadi tah tah . Which hand?

JD: this hand...

Dadi *whack and miss and hit his own hand :S*

JD: Now mami sayang... *hugs mami*

Mami: U arrrrrrrr...*hugs*

Umm one question

We're at 7-Eleven that day and Jayden chose Orange Twister. So after we paid, he said:

Jayden : Ummm One Question *raised hand*

Cashier: *looked at Jayden*

Jayden: You ( I ) want straw please?

Cashier: *stunned and point at the straws at the back of Jayden*

hehehe he must be thinking he is in school that he need to raise his hand before asking question. And he still got the You - Me/I mixed up *slap forehead* although he can talk so good now. Haha

I love you too too

At school gate:

(Background voice): Bye Jayden. I love you! I love you too!!!

So I turned around and it was Paris. The girl he said he love. :S So I told him :

"Jayden go and say bye and say I love you also la.."

He walked over with head down.

"Bye Paris.. I love you too too....."



Super shy boy

I am Mowgli

Yesterday Jayden came in my working room with his yellow underpants. He told me:

Jayden: Mami Mami! I am Mowgli! (cos the kiddo in the jungle book wore yellow pants like yellow underwear!)

Me: Haha You're Mowgli then what about me?

Jayden : You're SHORTIE!

Me: Not shortie la! SHANNNNNNTI.

Jayden: Shortie! *laugh and run away*

So before his bath I asked him to pose like Mowgli. This is his ala sexi mowgli


and another pose, with a slight smile...


And this is happy mowgli

Gosh! he cracks me up!

What are you talking about mum?

*sigh*

He shouted as he was watching the cartoon. That bunny loves to shout and he love to shout together with her.

So I yelled from my working room.."Stop shouting ah. if not.. when i come out there you'll be sorry!"

and he answered me "what are you talking about mum?"

It made stoned for a while. That's the first time he act dumb and answered me back.

"What??? what you mean you don't understand what I am saying? You don't make me go there and make you understand what I am saying ah...." I replied

And he ... Laughed out loud.

Kek sei...

how about....5 cents!

At the foodcourt next to the pay per ride machines:


Jayden: Mami, I want 50 cents please...

Me: ok, You go ask Ning Cheh Cheh la.

Jayden: Ning Cheh Cheh, I want 50 cents please?

Ning: Don't have 50 cents.

Jayden: Then how about 20 cents?

Ning: Also don't have.

Jayden: *frustrated* Then how about 10 cents?????

Ning: 10 Cents also don't have.

Jayden: Ah.. Then how about 5 cents!

Ning: Ah 5 cents got. Wait ah... * give him 5 cents*

Jayden: YAY!! 5 cents! (took the 5 cents and put into the machine) Cannot! Ning Cheh Cheh I want 50 cents!!!!!!

Can see that he is so frustrated asking for money to play the pay per ride. 5 cents also he wanna sapu. But the ride costs 50 cents each time. haha

Okay, Love mami more.

Me: Jayden, do you love dadi more or love mami more?
Jaydee: hehe Love dadi more.
Me: *pretend to sob*
Jayden: hehe Okay. Love Mami more.

*sigh* definitely a dadi's boy. But just to make me happy he said "okay, love mami more". :P

Finally he complained

With dadi and titi in Genting on Justin's bday

Jayden: mami.... I'm sad mami...
Me: Why? What happened?
Jayden: because.... dadi scold me.

This is the first time that he complaint. Kinda happy that he is finally complaining like other kids. I know, more headache coming...

err.. see you later

Earlier in kids room, I saw Jayden shaking the "sarung".

JD: titi sleeping...
Me: Oh thanks Jayden. You're a good kor kor.
JD: *smile and continued to shake*

I went back to my working room and then he came hugging his elmo pillow.

JD: mami... mami.....*thinking* errr titi.........*thinking*
Me: why? what happened to titi?
Jd: errr titi.....
Me: *walked over to kids room and found Justin trying to wriggle out of the sarung-secure by safetypin. Trying to escape via the tiny gap) Oh Jayden you're trying to tell me titi woke up huh?
JD: titi wake up di..
Me: yeah. Thanks Jayden. You did great. Give me a high5 man!
JD: *high 5 and smile* errrrrr I see you later..
Me: err okay. bye

My son, seldom complain. Seldom tell. Only mind his own business. But can see he is slowing changing and care alot about his titi. And getting more and more mature in action and words. I see you later...that is the last thing I thought he will say. :)